5.) The Situation – The Situation

I don’t even know how to comment. On the plus side he doesn’t really do much but I just can’t imagine where someone thinks that this is going to help is reputation. The Sitaution isn’t talented. He’s just a regular guy who got lucky being a douchebag on a hit TV show. Give it up trying to make him something he’s not.

4.) I’m Hot – Angelina Pivarnick

I’m picking on the Jersey Shore cast for the first 2 but someone has to. I saw this was added in 2010 but I heard it a few months ago and this is pathetic. I just sat here for 4 minutes to listen to it all the way through and it is mind numbing. You come out of this song feeling dumber. God Awful.

3.) Last Friday Night – Katy Perry

With 132 million views it’s hard to imagine this as one of the worst songs but just because people watch it doesn’t mean it’s good. We can’t deny that it’s a catchy song but the lyrics are frighteningly bad. Is this a hickey or a bruise? Rhyming ginger ale with epic fail? That is just trying too hard to use the phrase epic fail. The music video has some great cameos from Corey Feldmen, Kenny G, Rebecca Black and Hanson. You’d think I’d put It’s Friday by Rebecca Black on this list but I sort of see that as a mistake rather than an attempt at a huge hit.

2.) Red Solo Cup – Toby Keith

I share his love for a red solo cup but this is too far. The lyrics are obviously bizarre considering the solo cup is the main focus but the chorus is unbearable. Country people might eat this up but I can’t fake liking this nonsensical bs.

1.) 5 in the Morning – Tpain feat Lily Allen & Wiz Khalifa

This song is what made me create this list. The lyrics to this song are beyond stupid. A girl is after a guy to come back home and she’s horny. The chorus is mildly catchy but this song is so lame. I can’t get past the lyrics to this song. They suck.