For all you poor bastards who are too cheap to pay for Sirius, Howard Stern had Kacey Jordan on and had a really good interview. If you live in a cave or have no interest in Celebrity lifestyles, then you haven’t heard anything about the bender Charlie Sheen has been on. He pretty much is a raging drunk who smokes coke and likes to bang pornstars. Kacey Jordan, in pretty pathetic fashion in my opinion, took her story to the press and is now going to get famous from it. I find it sickening that she’d expose Sheen like this considering he just gave her 30,000! dollars for banging him for one night. The story she told was that she just got done a porn shoot and went over to his house. He focused on her completely even though there were other “whores” there. She said she could out drink him, which he quickly proved otherwise, and then they sat together and watched porn while he was smoking coke. She said that he doesn’t have real teeth because they’ve fallen out due to drug use. Then she said that he banged her and only lasted a few minutes and she was amazed he could even keep it up after being so fucked up. Other notes were that he went down on her with no questions asked which, with her being a pornstar, seems like a risky move on Sheen’s part. He wrote here a check for 30k and she went to the bank a few hours later and cashed it. The story was leaked, presumably by her sister, and now she’s selling out and making a name for herself.
I find Sheen to be one amusing character. He’s supposedly worth 380 million dollars and is rumored to have paid half a million for coke and hookers last year. He buys these pornstars Bentley’s and throws money around likes it’s going out of style. I like how he bangs the hottest pornstars too and not just random hookers. Two examples were Jordan Capri and Bree Olson, and both are huge whores, but both sluttingly hot. The drug use is a little scary as he’s rumored to go on 5 day alcohol, coke induced binges which can’t be healthy. And what’s the most amazing part? They pay him 1.8 million dollars per episode. How the hell does he memorize his lines and still do a good job with all the partying. I spend two days drinking and think I’m going to die of dehydration. This guy spends 5 days banging pornstars and doing coke and he’s able to be the biggest Male Actor on TV. What am I doing wrong here? I honestly envy the guy for what he’s able to pull off. He’s banging 22 year olds, making millions, and even though he’s probably depressed from the drugs, he certainly is getting the most he can out of life. It may not be the most fulfilling but don’t forget he’s 45 and has already done the wife and kids. His wife was Denise “awesome scene in Wild Things” Richards. This guy is really a wild man. A good example of this guy during his heyday:
“In 1990, Sheen accidentally shot his then-fiancee, Kelly Preston, in the arm, after which she ended the relationship.” – Sounds like she needed a shot in the arm to get her going…
I find the whole celebrity life to be overdone with all the programs and attention given to these people but Charlie Sheen is truly a beast and deserves it all. Lets not forget this guy was in great movies like Wall Street, Platoon and Major League. I just looked through his list and those were the only good ones I recognized so maybe he’s not all that great of an actor, but he’s pretty funny on Two and a Half Men. I like him his style.