Answer: the hottest girl on the internet.


She is the combination of pretty face, huge boobs, tiny waist, and mediocre dancing skills that elevate her to elite levels. She’s also known for hiring lawyers to scan the internet and make sure none of her material gets distributed for free. There’s a good chance this post gets taken down.

To be perfectly honest though, her success lies in her ratio of natural boobs to body. It isn’t natural.  I’m keeping this post PG or at least PG-13.  Your question to me should be are you posting this for the benefit of your readers or because this post should receive Google attention?  Can’t it be both.