The Post Below

So I used all my search engine optimization knowledge to create the post below this one. It contains a lot of great pictures of hot girls with little clothes. The posts that get the most traffic are posts that are set up like that one so I’ll give another effort to get shameless traffic.

This is what I ate.

It’s 10:12 and the last post took me over an hour to prepare. It’s a pain searching for the pictures, then organizing them, then captioning them, then writing stupid shit. I ate 2 tuna sandwiches before that. Times are hard.  I did toast the bread though.

I’m only writing this post is so people at work know that I have an almost NSFW post below  (don’t scroll down if you’re at work)(ahhh I know you will)(you already know you will)(the mystery is too much)(maybe there will be huge boobs)(maybe there won’t be anything)(maybe I’ll throw a big vagina right in your face and you’ll have to instantly close it)(now you’re getting worried and aren’t so sure you want to scroll down)(but you still will)(curiosity killed the cat though). I was going to change the post entirely and write about who bangs the women below but there is barely any information available. The topic would have been more interesting than what I actually wrote about but lack of info curtailed it. Yeah I just used the word curtailed.

I’m pretty tired actually. Work has been busy and I’ll have some updates on what we’ve been doing but not right now. Right now I’m going to play 1 game of chess, then brush my teeth, then watch Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind. It has 4 stars and 4 star movies make me want to watch them. The older I get, the more I believe in aliens.