Athletes Outkicking Their Coverage

Outkicking Your Coverage – To engage in a romantic relationship with a person who is much better looking, and/or smarter, and/or in a higher socioeconomic class than you. Essentially, a person who is widely considered to be ‘out of your league.’

Bob: Your new girlfriend is smokin’ hot… A legitimate ‘8’… How do you continue to keep outkicking your coverage.

Other guy: I have an extremely large penis!

 

What a Few dollars Can Do

A guy like Ronaldo can’t outkick his coverage. He’s great looking, is the best at his sport, and has millions of dollars. However, not every athlete is incredibly good looking and this list of people will give some examples.  It should also be noted that it’s much easier for millionaires to outkick their coverage compared to normal people.  This post has me judging other men and their looks so you be the judge of how accurate I am.

 

Andy Murray & Kim Sears –
Grade:  B-

Andy Murray is a pretty normal looking Brit tennis player.  He’s a national treasure for winning Wimbledon last year which hadn’t happened in 77 years.  Kim Sears is an artist and a long time girlfriend of Murray.  Seems like a pretty normal, good looking woman.  He could probably be dating Lucy Pinder but he chose for someone he likes more than an elite super model status.  Full approval.

 

Ryan Howard and Krystle Campbell

Grade:  B+

The two were married in 2012.  Krystle Campbell has been an Eagles cheerleader for 6 years and teaches 2nd grade.  I’d give her high marks in the looks department.  Howard has made a ton of money with the Phillies and is usually in the same sentence with the word overrated.  His flat schnoz is probably the only reason I’d put him on this list.

 

Jason Kidd and Porschla Coleman

Grade: A

Jason Kidd pulled a fast one here.  In 2001 he beat his wife Joumana (great name) and they divorced in 2007.  He married Coleman in 2011.  I can’t see where he comes up as a great looking dude and she looks damn fine.  Coming from a previous marriage that cites, “extreme cruelty”, he either 180’d or has some nice dirt on her.

 

Jay Cutler and Kristen Cavallari

Grade: A

Kristen was on the Hills as a teenage spank bank and Jay Cutler gets the nod as douchiest player in the NFL.  I personally don’t mind him because he’s a stoolie and has been on the League but he must be playing some serious mind games with Kristin.  The incident in 2011 when he called the wedding off and “dumped” her is pretty hilarious.  Obviously it wasn’t a deal breaker as they got married in 2013.

 

Savannah James and Lebron James

Grade: A+

Savannah struck gold here.  She caught the most popular athlete this year early and dug her claws in.  They married in 2013 but they were engaged in 2011.  Their two sons are names LeBron James, Jr. and Bryce Maximus.  She is constantly out of the public eye and I honestly have never even seen her before I did some research for this post.  She’s not bad looking by any means but it’s Lebron Freaking James.  She gets the A+ here.

 

Pau Gasol and Silvia Lopez

Grade: A+

It’s Pau Gasol.  Look at that picture.  He’s a 7 ft monster and he landed a 5 ft model.  My guess is it would be hard to find a hot honey when you are a giant and not even a good looking giant.  I see him with a volleyball player.  Dollar, dollar, bills y’all.