• Almond Joys – the coconut and chocolate make me nauseous
  • Airplane Bathrooms – They are so confining and reek like shit. Plus the plane is always moving so you’re swaying when you piss and keeping it accurate is a challenge. I’ve never even tried to take a shit on an airplane. I just have that as a no-no on my list of things I’ll never do.
  • Old Dress Shoes – I don’t get dressed up that nice often enough so whenever I go to find my suits and dress shoes, they are always 3 sizes too small and wearing them becomes such a hassle. When you’re feet are scrunched up in the front of the shoes and then you start getting blisters from walking around. Nice events are always a drag.
  • People who sit on machines for more than 2 sets – The etiquette is use a machine and get off. If you want to do one set, take a minute break, then start again, that’s why I have 2 sets as the number. If you use a machine and then break for 5 minutes without getting off, I have a problem with you.
  • Grape Jolly Ranchers and Yellow Starbursts – I really don’t think I have to go in detail here as these are self explanatory. I actually think everything purple and yellow should be eliminated from retail.
  • Getting rickrolled – It’s not really so bad as much as it gives the person who got you such satisfaction. I’m skeptical of a lot of links and will always cursor over them before I click.
  • The yellow pages – The yellow pages is a complete fraud of a company. They will call you up, verify your listing and by doing that you are agreeing to letting them send you some material that they can charge you for if you don’t cancel the subscription. They are a scam and their book is obsolete and I hope the operation goes kaput.
  • Waking up when it’s cold outside and you are under a blanket. This really tops, at the bottom, my list because you are awake and ready to start the day except that it’s comfortable where you are and the outer world is frigid and mean. I hate getting in my car too to go to work because the heat always takes a couple minutes and those first few minutes are the worst part to every day. (This was more meaningful a few months ago).