The SnapChat Delay – I can’t tell if it’s only my phone but when you hold record on SnapChat, there is about a 1.5 second delay and it pretty much ruins any chance you have of catching live action spontaneously. Once the, “shit, I missed that, do it again” starts, the footage sucks. It almost makes me not want to use SnapChat it’s that annoying. Multiple times we’ve been bowling and I’m like, this is a key shot, let me Snap it. The roller is getting ready, I open the app, timing is perfect as I’m waiting with my camera pointed and the guy starts the motion and I’m sitting there holding my dick waiting for the red circle to start.
Bilary Clinton
Hilary Clinton – Am I the only one who think that Hilary is Bill? Bill Clinton served as our President for 8 years and is most remembered for getting a blowjob from Monica Lewinsky. Realize that he’s going to be The First Man. The First Man is a pretty powerful position. Here are Michelle’s initiatives as the First Lady- become a role model for women and an advocate for healthy families, service members and their families, higher education, and international adolescent girls education. Good luck maintaining those duties, Bill. I have no problem with Hilary being a woman but a bigger problem with her being a Clinton. At this point, I am hoping Trump trumps her. Bring on anarchy and chaos. People are killing other people on the reg as it is so I can’t imagine it gets much worse (I hope I don’t have to retract that comment).
Ticket / Event Processing Fees – Where do these companies like Ticketmaster and Ticketfly get off charging insane amounts for processing fees? A computer is doing the processing and the cost is probably 2 cents. Where does this cost come from other than a way to bend over the customer. I recently bought 2 tickets to a Phillies BBQ this Saturday and they cost $50 each and the processing fees were 24% of the cost of the tickets?!?! Absurdity.
Sweat Sleep – Now that the Summer heat is in full swing, temperatures are in the 90’s and 100’s. I keep my AC at 70 during these days and it does a good job for my house, however, my room is on the top floor and it is probably a few degrees hotter than the lower levels. I don’t sleep with any covers (do people still call them this?) and even when I’m laying on the comforter, I’m still hot. If it’s really hot I can start sweating and then not only can I not sleep but I start thinking how gross it is that my sweat is on the bed. I’ve been washing my sheets about every 2-3 weeks which would be a bit sooner than regular.
Chopping a 6-10
Not being invited to be a part of the bowling team anymore