Little Known Facts

I don’t own a comb and won’t use gel

I fill up my gas tank with 87 when the manual says I should use 89

I feel uncomfortable wearing shirts of floral colors

In the song Rocket Man, “how can anything be cold as hell?”

My big toe nail has fallen off at least 10 times

I will shave my chest from time to time

I find Jamie Foxx to be completely played out and find Martin Starr to be extremely underrated

Buster Posey has become my new favorite fantasy baseball stud

I’ve never punched anyone in the face in my life (besides drunken boxing)

I’ve never had a broken bone (scrapes and bruises are more my style)

I disagree with the line “Steely Dan gargles my balls” from Knocked Up and find songs like “Old School” “Deacon Blues” and “Hey Nineteen” to be very good

I’ve moved Anberlin ahead of Gaslight and I’ve pretty much been solely youtubing them and listening to all their songs

I won’t eat most desserts but an Oreo blizzard

I use a razor blade length, right in between my eyes, for standard non uni-brow

At some point in my life I’ve been above avg at foosball, ping pong, pool, chess, and other pointless games, but now probably suck at them all

I find WaWa food to be a tad overrated as I think their hoagies and melts are mediocre at best. I really don’t know why people think they are so good.