The Best Part of Waking Up


…is going back to sleep. Last night I turned in around 11:30 which is about the normal time I go to sleep. I had drank about 5 beers previously and had only urinated once. At 2 am I awoke with a boner and a major urge to take a piss. I staggered (the only word to describe walking around with wood at 2 am) to the bathroom and couldn’t wait to get fully flaccid so I just sat on the toilet and pointed down. This worked like a charm and I took about a 2 minute piss. It was at that point of time that I realized that I was incredibly happy. 2 main reasons factored in to this:

1) A stiffy is mostly joyous
2) I knew I still had 6 hours of sleep in front of me. The immediate moment after hitting the bed was the happiest moment of my life.

There is something about the amazing feeling of waking up from sleeping knowing that you can still do more sleeping. I’m considering setting my alarm for wee hours of the morning just so I can enjoy this feeling. Anyone agree with this or think of better feelings that don’t involve your genitals?