5 Overrated Female Celebs of 2013

After ranking the #5 hottest female celebs, I wanted to rate the top 5 overrated female celebs. Essentially, they think they are hot, the critics say they are hot, but they aren’t that hot. They aren’t upper echelon attractive when compared to the best. Without further ado, my top 5 overrated female celebs. I’m obviously not picking their best pictures on purpose.

5. Jennifer Lawrence
She has the cute thing going for her but I don’t think she’s sexy. I don’t think her eyes open enough. She’s a pretty girl, but she’s not top 10 hottest girls. She’d be the hottest girl in your class, not in the world.

4. Rihanna
I constantly hear how hot Rihanna is and it most be a race thing. Her face is really wide and her nose is huge. Her hair is always goofy and she looks foreign to me. Not foreign like from another country, but foreign from another planet.

3. Cameron Diaz
Other than the Mask, Cameron has never done it for me. Her short hair in Something About Mary was unsightly. She somehow ascended the ranks of super stardom tricking everyone that she’s good looking. I think what bothers me the most is that she portrays the super hot when it’s obvious to me she isn’t. She’s like a solid 7 pretending in all her films to be a 10.

2. Gisele Bundchen
Tom Brady is better looking than Gisele. She has nice hair but that doesn’t save her from being overrated. I certainly wouldn’t classify Gisele as ugly, she just isn’t as hot as people say. I think it’s that her eyes are too squinty and her nose is big. Tom Brady could have done better.

1. Miley Cyrus
She was rated #1 this year in Maxim’s Top 100 and I can’t see the appeal of the short haired punk chick. She just looks weird and it’s like her body is rail thin and that of a 12 year old boy. The short hair and strange tongue poses is completely unflattering. She can look good, just not usually. 1st ranking deserves the 1st overrated.

Honorable Mention – Katherine Webb, Kate Upton, Emma Stone, Emma Watson

By |2016-10-28T15:26:14-04:00December 10th, 2013|Celeb|1 Comment

Miley’s Definitely a Wrecking Ball

How could I not blog about the new Miley Cryus Video? The video set a new record with 44 million views in a 24 hour period on Youtube. Not to mention the 72 million views it’s acquired in a 4 day period. To make matters better/worse, it has 600,000 likes to 300,000 dislikes which has to be close to a record of dislikes for a video. The video itself also symbolizes everything that is right/wrong with our society.

I think a good comparison to this video is Katy Perry’s Roar which was released a mere 8 days ago.

Katy has “only” had 55 million views but a remarkable 668,000 likes compared to only 38,000 dislikes. The two videos are remarkably different and the results will speak for themselves. In one corner you have Miley slutting it up in Wrecking Ball compared to a gorgeous, inspiring Perry singing a mediocre song. Two complete polar opposites competing for market share. After the whorish VMA performance , she followed up with an equally whorish video of licking a sledge hammer and straddling a wrecking ball wearing virtually nothing at all. Katy used her pristine, uplifting image to produce another hit and well produced video to add to her arsenal. What do we make of all this?

All things considered, Miley’s video wouldn’t even have made it to the airwaves 10 years ago so to see a naked 20 year old hanging from a wrecking ball singing is a bit shocking. She comments on the video, “if people can take their minds off the obvious and go into their imagination and see what the video really means, it is so vulnerable. … If you look at my eyes, I look more sad than actually my voice sounds on the record. It was a lot harder to actually do the video than it was to even record the song. It was much more of an emotional experience.” Right. Please click the right link for full effect.

I’m sorry but any time you perform dressed as a whore, people are going to treat you like one. There are no messages that come out of a whore’s mouth other than how to stay away from STD’s. She has gone off the deep end with this video and it does seem like a cry for attention which has been whisked away due to being forced into a demographic that has a mind that can comprehend something other than a Disney skit. Even so, Miley made “the Climb” to the fastest/most viewed video of all time and that is a GRAND GRAND GRAND accomplishment. There is no sarcasm whatsoever in that last statement because that task is nearly impossible for the average person. What she’s done is concentrated on negative/wacky antics that create publicity and people actually care if she were to take a shit. She’s grown to a height that is unapproachable to nearly everyone. Whether that is her goal, I’m not sure but it’s still pretty impressive. Lesson to take out of it, America loves a slut.

I’m not even sure it’s worth going into Roar as I think it’s secondary but she looks damn good from 2:15 on. The video probably cost a fortune to produce but I’m sure it was well spent.

Miley getting used to hanging balls.

Miley getting used to hanging balls.

By |2016-10-28T15:23:37-04:00September 13th, 2013|Music|4 Comments

Celebs I Like

To mis-quote Leslie Gore in the song “It’s My Party,” “you would sellout too if it happened to you.” It’s fairly obvious that this onslaught of traffic is brought on by celebrity pics and commentary so I’ll continue on this trend whether you like it or not.

Sofia Vergara

Need I say more, seriously. If I met this woman I wouldn’t even know what to do, probably stand awestruck and start drooling. Her accent is hot too and everything she wears in that show, she looks awesome. She has Kim Kardashian curves and doesn’t have all the negative publicity like the aforementioned whose claim to fame and initial stardom was from a sex-tape. Even at 38 she’s cracked my top 10 favorite celebs.

Miley Cyrus

I don’t really like Miley for her looks or the way she talks, but the fact that she lets people video tape her while getting stoned, she seriously must have been out of her mind. Who is stupid enough to let her friends record her while she’s getting high knowing that she’s a huge mega-celeb and an enormous role model to kids around the world. That’s just saying “I don’t give a fuck.” I respect that. Her career may have taken a hit to the parents of the world, but she gained one fan in me. I think her music is so-so and not worth the time.

Katy Perry

Notice how all my pictures are of tremendous cleavage or someone getting high. Yes, I’m shallow like that, don’t think otherwise. She’s taken the music world by storm and have you seen some of her outfits. With a voice like hers and how catchy her songs are, how can you not like her? Not only that but she married a nut case like Russel Brand and he’s as nutty as a cashew. Meaning she’s just as crazy and probably a minx in the sack. Plus she spells her name funny.

Mike Vick

Are we seriously picking Mike Vick here? First off, we know he’s an action junkie with no morals, whose dumb as a tree stump. He really is an idiot to get involved in the dog fighting knowing there is nothing good that could come out of it. It obviously wasn’t for the money and only for the thrill, and he shows no compassion for the animals. BUT. The man did his time in prison and has seemingly turned things around. Aside from the one little shooting incident where he apparently was “not present” at his own birthday party, he’s had a clean rap sheet. I’ve even heard a few of his press conferences and he says all the right things like it’s not him alone winning football games and constantly praising his teammates. Yes, I find the dog fighting horrific but I give Vick a lot of credit for turning his life around and being a far superior QB than he was with Atlanta. Hard to imagine putting yourself back together like that I’m impressed.

By |2013-03-15T03:28:48-04:00December 29th, 2010|Celeb|3 Comments

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