As Shit

One of JC’s favorite phrases is “that’s funny as shit.” He says it in a slow cadence with a lot of emphasis on the “as shit.” I find this pretty funny only because I’ve heard it 100 times and it’s not the phrase that I find funny but the actual meaning of it. As shit just doesn’t make any sense. The other thing is everyone says this. Phrases like “hot as hell” or “cold as ice” are functioning lines. But unless it’s smelly as shit, it doesn’t fly. People do this all the time with the word fuck too. I suppose my point is that as shit is really just a cop out for using your brain to think of something better. This post though is bad as shit.