Would I Still Love Katy Perry If…

…she didn’t have 2 great breasts? I’ve thought about this long and hard, ok, short and hard, and have come to the conclusion the answer is… not nearly as much as I do. My interest level wouldn’t be as high and I sat here for 3 minutes straight trying to write this sentence and can’t think of a better reason than a male attraction to female breasts. They are only flesh but hers are perfect. She’s had to have had a boob job and the doctors made them expertly rounded and on the large side. They are not abnormally large though, bigger than average, but not back hurting. She props them up in outfits wonderfully which I’ll document shortly.

I just roared all over my computer screen.

I just roared all over my computer screen.

I saw this page on Yahoo which allowed me to preview the album and after hearing the first song a thought popped in my mind, what the hell am I doing listening to Katy Perry? It’s not like I think her music is amazing but I’ve developed this infatuation with her and I’m fairly certain it’s purely because of her rack. She’s obviously attractive but if she was flat as a surf board, I wouldn’t listen to any of her music. Her target demographic isn’t 30 year old males yet I’m currently previewing her music. Is there anything more to this borderline creep mode?

The only thing I can think of is her success which could add to total attractiveness. Do you realize how many mega hits she’s had over the past years? “I Kissed a Girl”, “Hot n Cold”, “Thinking of You”, “Waking Up in Vegas”, “California Gurls”, “Teenage Dream”, “Firework”, “E.T.”, “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)”, “Part of Me”, “Wide Awake”, and “Roar”. That’s 12 songs that have all gotten major radio play and I don’t think there’s anyone hotter right now in the music industry. With her new album Prism dropping on the 22nd it’s going to be Katy’s world over these next few months and the radio station will play everything. Anything she does is scrutinized and she constantly delivers. Is she talented? Obviously. Millions of teenage girls worship her. I just add to the list.

Which brings me back to her 2 golden eggs. Without them I don’t think I’d be making this post. Her music isn’t what draws me to her. I don’t usually find black hair females all that attractive, yet, she scores an 11 with me and this gallery will be all the reasoning I need for this post. I plan on tweeting this to her as well so I expect some re-tweets. Tell me I’m not alone here and that this post is coming off as stalkerish?

By |2016-10-28T15:23:43-04:00October 18th, 2013|Music|0 Comments

Hottest and Flattest

I’m banging out a two post night here so let’s give me some credit for putting forth the effort. I came up with this idea because I watched Dodgeball and Christine Taylor was in it and she didn’t have a huge rack but I still thought she was incredibly hot. I suppose you could read that last sentence and think that if you don’t have a nice pair than I can’t possibly think you are hot but that is not the case. If I were to watch a porno, I would prefer a big chest than a regular girl because most likely it’s not as attainable. However, there’s much more to females than just the boobs, they do have personalities and there’s something to say for girls who don’t get sucked into the silicone age. This post is a couple of ridiculously good looking girls who have made it without any enhancements or the gift from god.

Christine Taylor- Married to Ben Stiller and was on Hey Dude as Melody. I used to love her as a kid on Hey Dude. She always made Brad look like such a dyke by over shadowing her with beauty. Ben Stiller obviously with some pretty good taste in selecting her. Probably not the best picture but she has the whole pureness look to her.

Kate Hudson – Yes she show’s her boobs in almost famous and they are tiny. She has that one scene in Me, you, and Dupree where she’s in that yellow bikini looking hot. I actually don’t really love her that much but I think she looks really good in this picture and that golden blonde hair is very nice.

Anna Kournikova- Not the best tennis player but seriously so hot. I’m not sure she can necessarily be called flat but she’s all natural and a real beauty. This picture says it all.

Alessandra Ambrosia – I actually just saw her on TMZ today. Yes I do go to TMZ because it has celebrity gossip that makes for good conversation with girls. Anyway, she’s smoking and fits the criteria. I pretty sure that’s a push up bra which makes them look so nice but she is pretty much a ten. Victoria Secret model by the way

Shakira- Oh baby when you dance like that… I think she’s 5 feet or so and she moves that body like a cyclone. I don’t really think she’s that hot in pictures but when you see her on video it’s as black rob would say “like whoa.”

Natalie Gulbis – Not part of the criteria but this is just such a good picture of a golfer. Most female golfers are lesbians but with more on the tour looking like this, I might tune in.

By |2016-10-28T15:20:46-04:00March 9th, 2010|Boobs|4 Comments

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