I actually like Alex Morgan so I’m using this for my own amusement more than making an actual point. I also haven’t made a photoshop post in a while.
Here are a few products Alex Morgan endorses.
Not a chance she eats these.

Smile looks pretty good to me already.

I wish I were the chapstick.

And a few she hasn’t.
Karate Kid 5 – Kicks For Real

Who’s the prettiest?
