Comments on: Facebook Follies

By: #1 Fan in VA

#1 Fan in VA — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 01:15:17 +0000

I love posting lyrics to rap songs…it is my other personality Biggie Smalls.

By: Laura

Laura — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 04:41:33 +0000

I’m adding on to the constant poster. The hypocritical poster is worse, and can be defined by someone who constantly posts dumb drama that is going on in their lives that no one really needs to read about, and then they post something like “man, why do people think it’s ok to clog up my newsfeed with stupid updates?” Umm sorry but you are those people…

By: TC

TC — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 00:06:51 +0000

Bud, you’re blowing up my spot with my generalization of high school kids. I went through 349 friends and the answer is 2. Maybe this sample size is on the small side…

By: Tails

Tails — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 23:32:01 +0000

First off, the last post on my facebook wall is a lyric so I’m taking personal offense to The Secret Message Poster.

Secondly, I’m adding one in. The Inanimate Object Letter Poster. The ‘Dear ABC, Please XYZ, Thanks.’ are getting out of hand. Dear table, please stop giving me splinters, thanks. Dear Friday, please get here sooner, thanks. Dear ice, please stop sticking to the roads, thanks. These are ridiculous and obviously the table, friday, and ice aren’t listening to you so STFU.

By: Bud

Bud — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 22:02:04 +0000

“Happy first birthday to…” was supposed to have “son or daughter” inside the less than/greater than signs, but it seems to be missing from the above comment.

By: Bud

Bud — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 22:00:38 +0000

I don’t like the status updates for things like “Happy birthday to my grandfather who turned 95 today” or “Happy first birthday to .” Neither of those would ever be on Facebook to see it, and one of them can’t even read.

Also, how many Facebook friends do you have in their younger high school years such that you would see a lot of their status updates?