Comments on: Helping a Panther Out

By: Gourlay

Gourlay — Fri, 30 May 2014 15:23:38 +0000

I’ll give you all the coins I own for this painting

By: tc

tc — Fri, 30 May 2014 14:28:29 +0000

People coming out of the woodwork to comment on this lazy Friday. The funniest thing about this is that while I was writing this post I thought to myself, “this is easily one of the dumbest stories I’ve ever shared.” It happened to me a few minutes before I got home and I had nothing to post (pro’s use post instead of blog) about so I pooped out this story in 10 minutes. I had planned going off on the tangent about the gold coins because I know Gourlay is a nerdy coin collector. Naturally this post receives the most comments I’ve received in ages.

The problem with selling paint scrapers is that it would look like a homeless guy is attacking motorists with a blade on a handle. He’d have to be really sharp to make that sale.

By: jkash

jkash — Fri, 30 May 2014 14:16:09 +0000

You could have him selling paint scrapers at the intersection. He could easily move up to be the new number 3 at the company (sorry Jeff).

By: tc

tc — Fri, 30 May 2014 14:14:15 +0000

Arrow leaving a crown makes more sense. That’s probably what he said. I bet you’re right on that analysis.

By: Bud

Bud — Fri, 30 May 2014 13:35:38 +0000

That’s clearly a metaphor for his (arrow) relationship with his father (crown). You owe it to him to go back and help talk him through his issues, especially since he probably lost money on the transaction (supplies, time that could’ve been spent finding more than a dollar elsewhere).

By: tc

tc — Fri, 30 May 2014 12:02:08 +0000

I bet the circles were a pain the ass. Who has the time to do that? I imagine some homeless guy sitting on a curb with a red pen for an hour making circles next to each other… oh wait.

How much will you give me for it?

By: Gourlay

Gourlay — Fri, 30 May 2014 03:55:36 +0000

Some hipster douche would give you 300 bucks for that thing