Dinosaurs Are Always a Good Laugh

 

Dinosaur references are not used enough to make jokes. I rarely hear the mighty Pterodactyl mentioned. Or what about the Stegosaurus? Land Before Time jokes referencing Little Foot need to be brought back into common vernacular. Denver the last dinosaur was my favorite TV show.  Who doesn’t laugh at this scene?

And this one:

There’s nothing wrong with replying to pornstar’s and telling them you want to be T-Rex. Normal behavior.

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Funniest Christmas Scenes

Here are a few of the funniest Christmas scenes I came up with. Do you know any better?

Step Brothers Deleted Scene – Dale and Brennan Open Presents
“I’m going down to the Cheesecake Factory to have a drink.”
“Hulk Smash!”
“That doesn’t even count, I opened a box of shit.”
“I’m livid right now!”

 
Bad Santa – Boxing Scene
“You don’t drink, which is smart on your part.”
“I’m good in a fight because I can’t feel anything.”
“He’s a fucking retard.”

 
Home Alone – Go Easy On the Pepsi
Some incredible acting by youngsters. Those faces are genuine.

 
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation – It’s a Bit Nipply
“There is a nip in the air.”
“She’s history.”
“Can’t see the line, can ya, Russ?”

 
A Christmas Story – I Can’t Put My Arms Down
“My kid brother looked like a tick about to pop”
“Put your arms down when you get to school.”

By |2013-12-24T12:42:49-05:00December 24th, 2013|Movies|0 Comments

10 Funniest Movie Scenes

Here are my choices for the top 10 funniest movie scenes I’ve watched. I’ve watched various comedies from the 80’s like Airplane and Caddyshack and they don’t seem to carry the same humor that I find funny. I could have compiled this entire list with just Step Brothers and Super Troopers but expanded a little bit just because. I’m actually really disappointed that the quality of the scene with the gigantic cotton candy is terrible. I almost waited to post until I could take better footage with a camera of my own. I wasn’t able to find the Green Hornet’s gas gun which Sam knows cracks me up. I’m also sure there are tons I don’t remember but I still think this is a pretty solid list.

Step Brothers – I Smoked Pot With Johnny Hopkins

Super Troopers – Move That Gigantic Cotton Candy

Super Troopers – Liter of Cola

Austin Powers – I Also Like To Live Dangerously

Office Space – People Skills

Bad Santa- Fraggle Stick Car

Superbad – McLovin

Dumb and Dumber – Pets Heads Are Falling Off

Hangover – Rainman was a Retard

Zoolander – Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good

By |2016-10-29T13:28:00-04:00February 15th, 2013|Movies|6 Comments

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