Oh Lorde!


The way my entries arrive isn’t an exact science. Sometimes I know I haven’t posted in a while and I come across something moderately interesting and decide to post it. Other times my mind will produce 5 blog worthy topics in a day that I write down and then execute them over the next couple days. This entry has been a draft for a month now and it was only an idea that I thought would be a good topic. It was going to be about how 16 year old Lorde is rhyming about “gold teeth, grey goose, trippin’ in the bathroom”, and how there is no way she could have come up with those lyrics and how other people are writing her lyrics to make her famous. I held off on writing it because I didn’t have much material other than that thought. Fortunately I read her 2 page piece in the newest Rolling Stone which provided a much clearer perspective of how a 16 year old how becomes a global celebrity.

Lorde isn’t your typical 16 year old. The Rolling Stone Interviewer started with this question, “This might be a weird question – I don’t know if anyone ever feels their real age, but do you feel 16?” This was the leading question to the interview and I’m sure Rob Tannenbaum put some thought behind it. Her response, “That’s one of those questions I get asked in every interview, and everyone precedes it with the kind of thing you’ve just said.” The interviewer asked her how annoying was it to for everyone to ask how you feel being 16, she said, “I’m going to say a solid seven, People will be super-fucking patronizing and talk to me as though I’m a child and I can’t make my own decisions.” Lorde is mature for her age and her family background can explain some of this.

Her mother, Sonja Yelich, is an award winning poet who has been included in the Best New Zealand Poems anthology series four times. That explains where the lyrics come from. She also doesn’t go to school anymore and her answer on why seems to make perfect sense to me, “I don’t know how school’s going to go… I read and write so much anyway I don’t feel I’m particularly missing out.” “I’ve been taking drama classes since I was, like, five, and I’m, like, a fucking killer public speaker. I”m pretty good at turning it on.” After reading this I started to understand that she’s got a set of wits on her that doesn’t jive with a 16 year old. The rest of the interview regarding her take on music and the industry backed up this idea.

I was blown away with her thought on song structure, “I wanted to bend the song around the lyric, as opposed to vice versa, kind of squashing the words in there. The syllables have to match up!” This concept is a leading idea behind what creates quality music vs catchy music. Most pop music centers around the beat and chorus and lyrics are secondary. Think Katy Perry. Lorde is putting thoughfult lyrics behind music and also making it catchy, AT 16! Her take on success and how it happens is also grown up, “It’s weird, because, when you’re in the early stages of a project, it’s so pure – you’re like, “this will never be tainted. Then you get further on and your like, ‘I want people to hear this record, so I’ve got to do something to support it.’ I put my music out with no kind of commercial expectation and found out I was a pop star. The “pureness” in the process of her understanding the music industry is wonderful to see.

I was impressed throughout the entire article and even more impressed when she said, “I’m really interested in the Ivy Leagues, the final clubs, all the really old-money families, the concept of old money.” What? What 16 year old is fascinated with old money. So freaking bizarre because I’ve never gotten one step past old money being old. That’s it. Who gets quizzical about how old money came to be? She may be beamed down and is posing as a little girl because her wisdom is years beyond her age. Obviously anyone who goes into speaking with her expecting a typical teenage conversation is in for a little surprise.

By |2013-11-04T08:34:30-05:00November 3rd, 2013|Celeb, Music|0 Comments

Jonah Hill is a Dick

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I know this is all over the internet but for people who don’t read Rolling Stone, I will bring it to your attention. Now what you are going to read is exactly how it was printed in RS and unless Jonah is putting on a act, he comes off in a terrible light. Now there is no doubt in my mind that Jonah Hill is an unbelievably intelligent person and he must realize what he’s doing here. What exactly that is I’m not sure but you can decide for yourself.

Excerpts from the interview, Hill’s words are bold:

“He is serious, he is, which I’m not, and neither are (James) Franco or Danny (McBride),” Rogen had told us. We asked Rogen if he had any tips on a suitable approach. “I don’t know,” he said. “It’s a good question.” And so here we are, with Hill already knitting his brows together, which is unfortuanate, since it’s not that great of a look.

We ask if he does pushups and stuff like that or what?
He stiffens and says, “My workout routine is of little relevance.”

Has he ever been in a fistfight?
“I fought a lot when I was younger. Some were good, some were bad. I don’t fight anymore though. I’m an adult man,” he says, kind of laughing and sneering at the same time. “I use my words.”

So, anyway, what kind of a farter is he?
His eyes nearly jump out of their sockets. “I’m not answering that dumb question. I’m not that kind of person! Being in a funny movie doesnt make me have to answer dumb questions. It has nothing to do with who I am.”

“I’ve done one of the biggest challenges you can do in Hollywood, which is transition from being a comedic actor to being a serious actor, and I’m really prideful of that,” he explained. “I could have made a billion dollars doing every big comedy of the last 10 years and didn’t, in order to form a whole other life for myself. Now I have fulfillment doing both.”

Has he ever talked about jerking off, the way Seth is known to?
“No!. We’re completely different people. You know that, right? It seems to be a big part of Seth’s life. I imagine maybe it’s because he’s married.”
We decide not to parse the subtext here. Instead, we ask if he’s got a girlfriend.
“I’m single.”
For how long has he been single?
“Don’t worry about it.”

Judd Apatow once called him “angry, nerdy,” Hill didn’t seem to think the label applies to him at all anymore:
“Yeah, there was probably an angry time for me. But I couldn’t be a less angry person. Judd maybe thinks of himself that way. But I haven’t worked for him in five years. I adore him. But I’m fucking 29 years old and not some angry kid.”

He has to know that millions of people are going to come in contact with this interview and understand that his star appeal has to do with how well people like him. Why would you act this way? I can understand he was probably just being himself but seriously bro, you aren’t winning over any fans with this kind of I’m too cool attitude. Loosen up a bit.

By |2013-06-23T22:52:45-04:00June 23rd, 2013|Celeb|0 Comments

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