Hottest Girls on 2015 Women’s World Cup Team

I’m not a very respected blogger so it seems fitting that I use this post to show a lack of respect to women’s soccer and instead of writing about their 3-1 victory over Australia Monday evening, I point out who the best looking players are.  I watched the 2nd half and 4 of the 5 girls I mention played and the other one I’m just assuming is on the team because I looked at a website.  I’m also pretty sure that Megan Rapinoe and Abby Wambach get it on.

 

5. Tobin Heath
27 years old and “perhaps the USA’s most skillful player.” Has that girl next door look and obviously quite a talent. I’ve never heard of her before so I can’t write much except she both looks good and plays well.


4. Amy Rodriguez
The female A-rod. She’s 28, has a baby, and is a devout Christian. I’m not seeing that she gets a lot of playing time but she’s a beauty nonetheless.


3. Hope Solo
Hope Solo is crazy. An entire blog post could be dedicated to her lunatic ways. Recently, all charges were dropped against her after she attacked her sister’s 17 year old (who apparently is 6-8), who then hit her over the head with a broomsick, and then she was taken away in handcuffs by police all while being plastered. Either way she’s pretty hot and the obvious face of the team as the goalie. Plus who can forget the Hope Solo scary vagina pics from the Fappening. Do not let your curiosity get the better of you on this one. Trust me. She’s also one of the best goaltenders in the world which is why she gets away with being crazy.

2. Alex Morgan
I knew Alex Morgan was attractive but I wasn’t really sure what she did. It turns out she doesn’t even start for the national team and got in with 10 minutes left in a 3-1 game. Either way she is a beautiful woman who is good enough to play on the team. What a babe.

1. Julie Johnston
Alex Morgan is the obvious #1 but that’s too easy. If Julie Johnston is caught at the right angles, she’s a dime. Up close and from the front is not her best look. From afar and on the field, she’s top notch. She’s only 23 and the sweeper for the team. What do you think of her?

Tell me she doesn’t stand out like sore thumb.

Beach time ❤️

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Top 5 Hottest Female Athletes

Inspired by USA’s loss to Japan, here are the top 5 hottest female athletes.

5. Hope Solo
I’m pretty sure not many people have heard of her before this world cup but I still think she deserves the publicity. Is she one of the best female goaltenders? Who cares. At 29, she has a pretty face and is 100% marketable. She’s certainly better than Abby Wambach who is their best player. I probably wouldn’t have included her in this list if she wasn’t current but here she is anyway.


4. Natalie Gulbis
She’s rumored to be dating Dustin Johnson but don’t hold me to that. She deserves bonus points for being a female golfer. Female golfers have the reputation for being butch, lesbians, and way too strong for their own good. Natalie obviously is just plain hot. I found her spreads in FHM where she’s wearing a bikini less attractive than the two pics I picked. That back arching picture is unreal by the way.

3. Allison Stokke
I don’t really have much information about her other than she’s a pole vaulter for the Univ of California. It seems like she’s above average but not the cream of the crop usually placing 8th -15th in meets. I don’t really think I need to do much explaining why she is making this list.

2. Bia and Branca Feres
I’ve been following this sport for a while now and I’d say it’s pretty unbelievable. The grace, elegance and athletic ability are sensational for this sport. What sport am I referring to? Synchronized swimming of course and these two hotties are showing us why the popularity is growing. I’m not even sure if they air this sport but why the heck not.

Leryn Franco
She is a 28 year old Paraguayan model and athlete (better known for her modeling). She was 42 out of 45 in the Athens Olympics competing in the Javelin. Even though she’s the Anna Kournikova of Javelin, I’m pretty sure she’ll be OK.

Some notables off the list are Anna Kournikova, Maria Sharapova, Jennie Finch, Heather Mitts, Ashley Force,

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