I Hate Dog Owners

I live on a small street of row houses that gets little car traffic. People are walking their dog’s pretty frequently through it. Unbeknownst to me when I purchased this house is that is across the only tree on the street. It looks like this.

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So last night, doing my due diligence as I property owner, I cleaned up the leaves that had gathered across from my house. I put my gloves on and got a trash bag. I’m guessing you know where this is going. It was night time and I couldn’t see anything but the leaves. As I scooped the leaves into the bag I ran into a dog shit. It absolutely reeked, got on my gloves, and I was practically dry heaving from the smell. I wanted to take the dog’s shit and shove it into the owner’s mouth who didn’t clean it up. This is a problem in the city.

There are too many people who don’t clean up dog shit. If you don’t want to clean it up, you shouldn’t have the pet. I’m thinking of starting a neighborhood watch and start taking pictures of the shit and posting them on telephone poles. People need to know this is unacceptable.

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The way that Sydney walks in this movie should also seriously piss you off. Why would anyone walk like this unless they are trying to be a complete douchebag? Even if you were trying to be a douche you wouldn’t walk like that.