A Day in the Life of a Witty Spammer

spam5I get tons of spam comments that get blocked and put in the trash. I get the opportunity to look in the spam folder and see what has gotten blocked. After a quick look through, spammers put more thought than you’d think to get people to read their comments. Almost every one links to a Viagra website so it’s not hard to tell which is which but I want to pick out a few of the better ones that I would have been able to tell without any other clues.

I just hope whoever writes these keeps writing more! –  Nobody has ever said this to me.  Ever.

Always refreshing to hear a rational answer. – Doubt it.

Wham bam thank you, ma’am, my questions are answered! – David Bowie reads the bl0g?

You mean I don’t have to pay for expert advice like this anymore?! –  You can if you want.

Wow I must confess you make some very trenchant points. – Is that good?

This “free sharing” of information seems too good to be true. Like communism. – Is this a reverse comment?

Until I found this I thought I’d have to spend the day inside. – It definitely wasn’t on my latest post where I almost killed someone golfing.

I bow down humbly in the presence of such greatness. – Rnningfool for king!