12 Nov, 2010

Analytics

By |2010-11-12T12:28:17-05:00November 12th, 2010|My Brain|2 Comments

The Shee says it’s creepy that I check analytics and know who is visiting my blog. Cause it’s not at all creepy that I have random people peering into my life and knowing exactly what I’m doing. It obviously doesn’t bother me one bit or else I wouldn’t be doing it but I think I deserve the right to know who is visiting my blog. To all people who are wondering how much information is tracked by analytics I’m happy to share. If you visit this blog from work and your company has it’s own network, it displays the name of your company as the network who is visiting the site. So when J.P Morgan Chase comes up as visiting my blog everyday, I know who it is. Shee said he’d stop visiting my shitty blog and just read Sam’s, but once he realizes that I can call him out whenever I want, I’m sure he’ll check back every now and then. Now, if you are at home and visit the blog, it will appear as comcast or verizon and I have no idea who that is. University’s are displayed as the university so if I know what school you go to, there’s a chance I can know its you.

I do check the analytics frequently to know if my blog is getting more visitors and what type of visitors I’m getting. This month I had 327 unique visitors which is funny because I couldn’t name 327 friends. I probably only hang around with a dozen or so people and everyone else is just a passerby. There shouldn’t be a feeling of “Now I know he knows I read this so I won’t visit anymore.” I find it flattering that people care enough to visit my blog to begin with. To get that many people to read about my normal life is unbelievable. Maybe I’ll do an entry calling out every single lurker I know who reads this blog and what I think about them. It will be payback for all this free and useful information I provide to society. How else are you supposed to know that it’s ok to bic your balls. That washing jeans is unnecessary. What the rainbow spa entails. All of these are pertinent and the public needs to know. How these pages aren’t being read by millions is beyond me. Yes, I’m tooting my own horn but if I don’t, no one else will. Thank you visiting and check back when I write about every person I know and maybe you’ll be mentioned. I forgot to mention, “current gine is more important than playoff football…” One more for you Shee.

12 Nov, 2010

Gwambs Gwambs

By |2010-11-15T11:04:06-05:00November 12th, 2010|My Brain, My Life|0 Comments

Props to the Shee for his 2nd consecutive entry into the blog. Shee came out with CK4 and I for Mad River Thursday and naturally it was a pretty good time. There were a couple highlights to my night. The first one was when Shee and I got some Mind Erasers and he was macking it with this Jager girl. So I’m standing there watching him spit game to this girl patiently waiting to do this mind eraser and he’s yapping his head off. So it got to the point where I just did the mind eraser by myself. Shee made it clear to me that you can’t just stand there on the dance floor and you have to bust out some moves to get the sluts. I was implementing the shoulder shrug and Shee said he was leaving me as a wingman if I did the Barkley backdown to girls. I thought I had a connection with this one bartender but when I ordered 2 mind erasers and 2 bud lights and she charged me 20 bucks, I obviously left no tip. Get with the fucking program bartenders, charge the customers less money and they’ll tip you more. Ck4 naturally had the drunkest girl in the bar clinging to him at one point. I’m not sure what you do with a girl that drunk but I really liked her glasses. There’s something sexy about a particular type of frames that makes almost any girl attractive to me. Not to me but for me. All girls are attracted to me. When I got home I noticed the Shee had brought the couch into my bedroom to share the space heater which was a bit bizarre. No homo. We set off the fire alarm at one point because we were cooking something and I just ripped the alarm out of its socket to shut it up. I don’t know what it is but there’s something funny about Thursday nights that makes it a must go out night of the week for me. I just have a really fun time. People like being mentioned in my blog so if you’re one of us then roll with us. Thank you Ke$ha.

10 Nov, 2010

Moving through the week

By |2010-11-10T23:55:23-05:00November 10th, 2010|My Brain, My Life|0 Comments

Last week was a 4 day drink binge that went from Thursday night to Sunday afternoon. It took me 3 full days of hydrating before I feel normal again. Meaning that I felt pretty lousy the last two days and today I’m finally starting to feel like myself. If someone could invent a hydration pill or something that prevents dehydration after drinking a ton, I’d be interested. And no smart answers like water. It’s really unfortunate too because I am active with bball and the gym in the middle of the week and I feel like I’m getting in great shape, and then I take the weekends and consume 50 beers and it’s like the reset button on Nintendo. Once I get to sleep, I’ll wake up feeling the best I’ll feel all week and then hopefully not fall to the depths Thursday night.

The Sheee told me to watch the League and I watched on Demand. I found myself laughing pretty hard through a few of the parts and was pretty surprised that I found the show enjoyable. I may even go and buy myself the first season to catch up on the episodes. I don’t know of too many better things then finding a good show that has been on a for a while and then catching up on seasons in a short amount of time. Sure you are just jumping on the bandwagon but you didn’t have to waste your time on a week to week basis to figure out the show was good. It’s much more efficient to do it with the box sets. Sheee will appreciate the recognition for his good choice of shows. He said that I he has a rotation of web pages he visits and mine and Sam’s are part of the rotation. He always makes sure to tell me how much better Sam’s is but it’s like water running off a ducks back. You see you come to my blog and look what gems of sayings you find.

I’m sort of in a inbetween phase where I don’t really have anything going and I just try to think of the most productive thing I can do. Work has been going well so I’ve been able to spend a decent chunk of the day that way. Then I spend an hour a day at the gym which is a good hour. Then I have to decide between TV, movies, poker, or books. I have yet to start a new book so once I do that I feel committed for 10-20 hours or so. I go through TV lineups and some of this cable programming is just disgusting. I have a hard time watching any sport unless I put money on it and even then I’m only interested in the final two minutes. I’ve DVR-D some movies like Alien, Lost Boys, and Return of the Jedi but I just don’t feel like getting into them. Poker, I’ve decided, is a waste of my time because even if I am a profitable players it’s not worth the amount of time I put in for the small amount of money I can make. So what does that leave me with? I should try to think of something productive to do with my time that will enhance my way of life. I’ll get back to you on that one…

10 Nov, 2010

Thoughts of a stranger

By |2010-11-10T17:01:49-05:00November 10th, 2010|My Brain, My Life|0 Comments

Yesterday I had a chance to talk to a bright man whose done a whole lot in his lifetime. He is a smart, frugal, rich Jew who is debt free and owns many buildings around the Philadelphia area. He is in his upper 70’s and is battling cancer but stopped in to talk to my dad because he is our next door neighbor and my dad wanted to talk to him about our property. I’m not going to go into every part of the conversation but at one point he was telling us what he wanted out of life. One of my better qualities are my listening skills and I always feel like older people have more to talk about because they have more experience so whenever I get the opportunity, I like to ask them these general life questions because they can give good insight on a perspective of life that you cannot achieve at a young age. So he tells me that he wanted a few things throughout his lifetime; clothes on his back, shelter over his head, a job to provide a means of living, and a car to travel around… that’s it. He used this quote “people think life is like a basketball game where it’s important to get the highest score.” I just took it that people are always looking to improve on what they have that they don’t appreciate how good they have it. Or if they do find success, they do whatever it takes to live above their means to prove how good they are. He also complains about everything and everyone. The Gov’t giving everybody health care, $1700 dollars to stay in a hospital for a night, the Casino’s ruining our society because people are too dumb to not gamble. And when I asked him where he’d put the US on a world scale, he said it’s better than 99% of the other places out there. I guess what I thought was interesting about the whole thing was that even at 78, millions in the bank, he was still running around working deals, hustling the best he could for no other reason other than to feel alive.

I wanted to harp on one thing that I mentioned in the above paragraph and it relates to listening vs talking. Some people are good at talking, others better at listening but an extreme case of either is usually bad. A mix of being able to talk to other people and having the ability to listen and reply intelligently is ideal. It’s pretty easy to pinpoint people early in the convo. If the first they are is “I did this” or “I went there” most likely they are of the speaking breed. People who ask questions like “what did you do” or “when did that happen” are asking you to talk to them because they are going to listen. There’s nothing wrong with either side but I like to point out qualities I see in people. And just cause you read this post don’t start asking me questions because you want me to think you are good at listening. I personally don’t like talking a lot. If I sat down with a therapist I feel like I could tell my tale in 5 minutes and I’d run out of things to say.

Final part of the blog will be devoted to the BlackBerry Storm. I got this one girl’s number last Thursday night and I texted the number something and got no answer. So today I was looking through my phone and noticed that the number only had 9 digits. Once again let’s chalk up the Storm to being the worst # catcher ever. Yes obviously I’m drunk when I’m inputting the number but this isn’t the first time it’s happened (it’s the second). So I was deciding if I just got the last number wrong that I would text 10 different combination’s of just altering the last number and see if that got it. It’s an obvious long shot and the chance that I missed the last number is just as good as missing the 5th number. Blah blah blah another opportunity down the drain. And did anyone see Kesha on TMZ in a black bikini, jesus she is so goddamn ugly.

10 Nov, 2010

The Sting

By |2013-03-15T03:32:30-04:00November 10th, 2010|Movies|6 Comments

I’ve been feeling kind of lousy lately and the blog is in the backseat. I don’t really have much going on either which doesn’t help in new topics. Ck4 said no one cares about fantasy football so I’ll omit that from future entries. I can’t tell if anyone likes when I write about things I watch on TV. The sports tales seem boring. I sort of feel like no one really cares about anything. I understand why most people don’t have blogs. It’s basically because they have nothing of any interest that people would like to read about. I’m approaching my 400th post and my readership is a 1 or 2 hundred people a month. This isn’t bragging either it’s just this hasn’t become a nationwide phenomena. I get nothing out of it and people get free entertainment that they like to complain about why what I’m doing isn’t good. I just have reached the why bother point which comes from time to time. It’s usually just a phase and I know it passes. I do have to expect this though with a blog that isn’t oriented to anything in particular but to my life. People who visit have to specifically know me or else it’s just randomness. Unless it’s celebrities or porn, it’s difficult to create a site people care about. No real point to this post other than posting what I’m feeling.

In Role Models Sean William Scott says Michael Ian-Plantz looks like Marvin Hamlisch and the reply is “Who the fuck is Marvin Hamlisch?” — “He wrote the music for The Sting” — “Good movie.” So I decided to watch the Sting with Robert Redford and Paul Newman. I was pretty impressed with a film from the 70’s. It was entertaining throughout and even with the ancient wipes it held my interest. I’d recommend it over most movies out there today. The plot is better than most and at times it seems slow but I liked it. I think Paul Newman is a badass by the way. I also don’t know why the females are so ugly 40 years ago. Honestly just all girls in the movie were dogs.

8 Nov, 2010

E-A-G-L-E-S OH YEAH!

By |2010-11-08T10:38:02-05:00November 8th, 2010|Sports|0 Comments

Steve McGrath was nice enough to invite me the Eagles game at no cost. I jokingly asked how far down on the depth chart was I before I got the invite. Higher then Sam was the answer. Jon Bond and I drove over to Steve’s to drink some beers before heading over to the game. Steve’s sister’s place isn’t the ideal place to watch football due to the TV being a ViewSonic and the lack of NFL Redzone but we made it work. I brought over exactly 7 beers and Steve had a 30 pack that between 4 of us we were going to kill. I don’t get to hang out with Jon Bond too often but he cracks me up because in my own mind I think of him as a 75% person. If Bond was in a bar fight and he was telling the story he would say it was him vs these two huge meatheads when the reality is it would be him vs a girl and teenager. Everything he says is with great intensity and sounds really exciting but if you use a 3/4 factor, then you’re probably closer to the reality. But he’s entertaining and we get along fine. There were 4 of us and the other person was a girl named Margaret. She’s from Kentucky and pretty nice. She’s a girl who can drink beer instead of the chicks who only drink hard alcohol which is a nice quality. She also says Fo Sho, dig it, and drinks Bud Heavy as I learned it’s called down South. Steve rounded out the crew and knows how to have fun. Once we made our way to the Subway he was sure to point out how much of a Colts fan I was because I didn’t have any Eagles attire. I really didn’t mind much and found it pretty funny. We got to the parking lot and finished off the case which I thought was a good job for an afternoon of drinking. We missed DeSean’s first TD but still got there within the first quarter.

I personally find the game more enjoyable watching it on TV but it’s all about the experience. I feel like I miss out on certain finer points and it’s difficult to tell the yardage sometimes. Plus the lines for concessions and bathrooms are insane. At one point I really had to pee and left at the perfect time before the rush hit the bathroom. So I’m waiting for my turn and the quarter ends and I’m standing in line just about to go before this massive line starts forming behind me. So it’s my turn and the stream isn’t coming so I’m just standing there for what seems like eternity and I’m getting the feeling the person behind me is wondering what the hell I’m doing so I just panicked and left without going. An extreme case of stage fright. So I sat back in the seat and waited till the line subdued and then went back at a less extreme time. Very nerve racking. The Birds ended up winning and the night went off without a hitch. No problems in any regard and the traffic was easy. All in all a good experience for my first Eagles game which was a long time coming. I got back at around 9, watched Dexter and then bit the dust as I was exhausted from drinking all day.

Quick fantasy update as I will not go undefeated for the 3rd straight week. Sam Levin knocked off my team in Steve’s league for control over 1st place. I’m up on Wagon in both leagues but neither is over as he has Monday night players out the ass. Should be close though depending on what kind of game is played. I did win in Bud’s league and will take 1st place after tonight’s game. I also made one bet on TB which proved to be a winner. Fun day all around.

7 Nov, 2010

Birthday

By |2010-11-07T11:06:42-05:00November 7th, 2010|My Life, Sports|0 Comments

I find the attention that the birthday generates as mostly unwanted but it’s only one day a year so I just suck it up and deal. I didn’t really do many exciting activities, so I don’t have much to share. I went out to dinner with my family and their others which turned out pretty good compared to the direction I thought it was headed. We were going to go to Redstone in Plymouth Meeting but that was a 3 hour wait so we went looking for a place called Plaza Azteca and they have the wrong address listed so we were driving around there searching for that. Once found it proved to be a decent spot with a wait not so bad and everyone had a reasonable time. They even sang the birthday song for me which Nicole sadly missed. At night we just went to Mad River and everything was pretty much standard.

This is the biggest fantasy football week of the season for me as I have to play CK4 in both leagues and Sam Levin in my other league which is for 1st place in the standings. Playing Chad is like playing a raging bull (Jeff uses that) and fortunately Steve McGrath invited me to the Eagles game so I get to miss watching the games with Chad. Essentially this boils down to another day of getting wasted but I’m game. I felt pretty awful yesterday and even manually puked for the first time in years. That’s probably not true but puking is far and few between for me. As a Philadelphian it is said to say that I’ve never stepped inside the Linc so I can finally cross that off my list of things to do in Philly. Everything else is good though and I’ve survived another year and now get to feel older than I did. Oh boy.

4 Nov, 2010

Perceived Consumer Value

By |2010-11-06T11:22:12-04:00November 4th, 2010|My Brain|2 Comments

I know I bailed yesterday with some weak Turkey Tourny post so I’ll try to post a drunken Thursday night video blog for tomorrow. Now I want to write about a products value to the consumer. Everything has a price and everyone has their own determination to how valuable it is. Take a bottle of Grey Goose. People who don’t drink will look at this as overpriced no matter what. People who don’t have a lot of money won’t purchase this because they are spending too much of their income on alcohol. People who have enough money might think that spending 60 bucks for a handle is absurd. Now when I look at this price tag I obviously know that their can be way more fun then 60 dollars in a bottle of Grey Goose. Would I have the same fun buying a 30 dollar handle of Smirnoff? Ehhh it’s hard to say but with an item like alcohol where the fun level is unpredictable, you have to look further than just the price tag. It may seem expensive to some but to others relatively cheap.

So that little set up brings me to my shopping excursion yesterday. I went to Sam’s club to do some purchasing of food supplies. I got off to a bad start trying to use their Gas Station and I tried to fill my car up opposite of the way the traffic is supposed to go. I honestly have never heard of such a ridiculous way of pumping gas that everyone is supposed to drive into the pumps the same way. So I had some guy say I can’t fill my tank up that way and I responded with “what’s the difference” and he just shrugged his shoulders and said that’s what “they” say. Whatever. Now when you go to Sam’s you have to know that everything is a good deal so pricing is relatively irrelevant. Anything you buy at Sam’s is going to be cheaper than anywhere else. It’s a matter of do you need this much and will it go to waste over time. For instance, I like New England Clam Chowder but I don’t want 14 cans worth. I’ll lose interest after can 6. I don’t need a giant tub of Country Crock but what I found fascinating is that a woman in Garb (whatever the muslims wear) is allowed to buy it. She isn’t allowed to wear her own clothes but she can feed her family with a giant tub of Country Crock. I just didn’t get it. Another thing with Sam’s is that they started stocking this Air Wick instead of Glade room smelly things. I have a glade emitter not a goddamn Air Wick so how can make my room smell good with fucking Air Wick? I also so a 20 dollar shoe rack that I was going to purchase but decided to wait till next time (sorry Hafe). I ended up spending a good amount of money there but bought a ton of food to last a long .

I’ve also bet on Kobe last night and the night before and Kobe pays the bills. I’m still working off the same 50 bucks I deposited months ago and have shown a meager 100 dollar profit but it’s obviously better than losing. I bet on Kay Day tonight against the Blazers. We are going to Mad River and they are having some 2 year anniversary bash so tonight should be a good night. Hopefully I’ll have some entertaining stories to tell.

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