Comments on: You’re A Size 33, not 32

By: Brookes

Brookes — Thu, 30 Jun 2016 19:40:29 +0000

I think the real dilemma with the zipper/slit usage is the retreat.

Even when you think all of the water is out of a garden hose, when you start to roll it up…more water comes out.

I feel like the zipper/slit usage (vs. the full unbuckle/unbutton) has a high probability of producing a final “gesture”. The last thing anyone wants is liquid trapped behind a vapor barrier…

By: jkash

jkash — Thu, 30 Jun 2016 13:36:05 +0000

In reply to Tom Stortz. Matt Baker is at least 175, so it couldn't be him.

By: Tom Stortz

Tom Stortz — Thu, 30 Jun 2016 13:11:34 +0000

Everyone assumes that it’s them I talk about. Could it not have been Matt Baker? Pretty sure Adam is a lightweight too and he’s taller than me. I also used to buy clothes that were HUGE. XL t-shirts and 34 pants with explorer cargo shorts.

I don’t understand the unzipping. So what this involves is unzipping and sticking your dick between a boxer hole and then a thorny entrance of zipper teeth? No thank you.

By: jkash

jkash — Thu, 30 Jun 2016 00:09:02 +0000

You’re saying that when wearing jeans or dress pants you always unbutton them and unbuckle your belt just to take a piss? I was under the impression that all adult males pretty much just unzipped and went that way, unless wearing athletic shorts or something without a zipper. This blog has enlightened me on how others live – that’s a win.

RE: your comment…I assume I’m the one who’s taller than you and weighs 165? I used to wear a 34 with a belt before I knew how to buy proper fitting pants, but the reality is that I wear a 32. I still typically wear a belt because I agree it feels weird without. Another point is that I think you have to wear a belt with dress pants and a tucked in shirt – it looks bizarre without one.

By: Sheee

Sheee — Wed, 29 Jun 2016 20:32:23 +0000

I am also a 33 and just had to buy bathing suits and I bought 32’s because the store didn’t have 33’s. I could barely fit in them so I got 34’s and they are too big. So I am stuck

By: Tom Stortz

Tom Stortz — Wed, 29 Jun 2016 20:28:57 +0000

It’s funny because I would weigh 170 if I worked out REALLY hard, 175 is my normal weight, and I push 180 when I’m on a 5 day, 100 beer bender. Why I write it’s funny is because I have friends who are taller than me and they weigh ~165. I’m thinking I can run 8 miles without a problem, don’t lift any weights, don’t even eat that much and I weigh more than you. You must have like 0 muscle.

By: Sam

Sam — Wed, 29 Jun 2016 20:25:26 +0000

33 inch waist?! Jeez…

I never wear a belt so I always buy mine tight (30). Fortunately my weight has not fluctuated more than 2 or 3 pounds in the last 7 years so this is never a problem.

Agree that I usually flop my johnson out without touching it and that’s one reason I never wear briefs. Still wash my hands though cause ya know, society and all.