How Have I Never Seen This Before?

Pres take on the video because he does it so much better than me.

I wish I had a video of the facial expression I made when that crab lady came storming down the finish line at the 40 second mark. At first I thought that’s just how she ran. Just chewing up terrain like a motherfucker. Like get out of the way tired bitch because Crab Running Lady is coming the fuck through. Turns out she was in the process of dying as well. I’ve never seen that before. Is that how it works with running? Before you totally collapse you turn into some sort of superhuman crab running machine for a couple minutes? I mean she would have finished with no problem if the other chick didn’t trip her. She had that crab running style on lockdown

By | 2016-10-28T15:37:41+00:00 April 18th, 2016|Running|2 Comments


  1. jkash April 22, 2016 at 8:52 am

    Phenomenal. You should have that guy ghost write your blog so your readers can laugh more.

  2. Akash April 22, 2016 at 4:02 pm

    Hahaha I’m laughing so hard that I’m crying!!! I actually watched the video and called her a crab/chicken before I read the post.

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