My worst nightmare which is why I always double flush.

My worst nightmare which is why I always double flush.

I very rarely leave a BM (as grandmom used to say) with only one flush.  The only way this happens is pinching one perfectly clean when you pretty much don’t even need to wipe.  Unless your diet is leaves and berries, this doesn’t happen often (don’t quote me on that diet either).  There are 2 main types of people who get away with one flush and they are:

  1. People who clog the toilet with too much TP
  2. People who don’t fully wipe

149296I’m naturally a clean person.  I’ll sometimes shower before I go to the gym only to shower again immediately after.  Being clean makes me feel better physically as well as mentally.  If I was sitting in filth right now, I’d only be thinking about getting clean.

With this understanding of always wanting to be clean, I don’t leave a bathroom dump without fully wiping.  This can require as many as 8-10 wipes but when I’m done, I’m done.  Most toilets don’t handle 8-10 wipes of TP  which would make any user grimace in its presence.  So I’ll usually wipe 3-4 times, flush, then do a secondary wipe.  Howard Stern insists that the only way to get fully clean is to use baby wipes but I’ve never bought into that theory.  Scott TP is good enough for me.  The people who get away with only one flush are either extremely efficient with their wiping, or they aren’t doing a good job.  Which one are you?