I had just cleaned my shower with Scrubbing Bubbles and a sponge. I usually hate the sponge because after a single use it gets gross. One of the worst feelings is touching a sponge and it lingering its bacteria all over your hands. Anyway, the scrubbing bubbles residue was still in the shower so I figured I should shower. I turned on the shower and felt a half poop coming on. You never want to poop after the shower because “what’s the point?”
Now I had the shower running and was eliminating waste but the process was stuck at the midway point. I couldn’t stand up and turn the shower off so I had to continue to waste water while people in India were drinking out of the dirty stream they all poop in. Fortunately all was resolved and I washed up in my clean shower.
I keep my watch in the shower because after I run it gets clogged with sweat and stinks. You can see the sponge sitting in the corner and my shower products on the ground. I bought a shampoo and conditioner from Sam’s club and I’ve had them for a year and they are still half full.
I know this is fascinating.
I’m also back on the Photoshop train so expect more pictures. Here’s an enhanced Ruby.
What the hell did I just read