Comments on: Call in the Firing Squad! http://www.rnningfool.com/15224/call-firing-squad Burning Money Sat, 29 Oct 2016 16:41:04 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.5 By: Alex http://www.rnningfool.com/15224/call-firing-squad#comment-7331 Wed, 28 Jan 2015 20:05:11 +0000 http://www.rnningfool.com/?p=15224#comment-7331 Firing squad- only 1 person gets a real bullet and the rest are firing blanks. No one knows who fired the real shot so gult/blame is not direct.

Guillotine- doesn’t kill you instantly- “Following this incident, people executed by guillotine during the Revolution were asked to blink afterward, and witnesses claim that the blinking occurred for up to 30 seconds”

http://science.howstuffworks.com/life/inside-the-mind/human-brain/10-brain-myths6.htm

]]> By: Sam http://www.rnningfool.com/15224/call-firing-squad#comment-7330 Tue, 27 Jan 2015 14:50:27 +0000 http://www.rnningfool.com/?p=15224#comment-7330 Guillotine is fool-proof. We can make steak knives that never go dull for $100, I’m sure we can throw a couple extra bones to ensure the quality of the blade and make sure it’s a perfect cut every time. This gets my vote.

Cement shoes aren’t bad, but again, uncertainty and possible problems with corpses are causes for concern. Also, I believe drowning is one of the least pleasant ways to die.

The 300 hole would be good. Hell, even if they don’t die, the next tard you throw down will probably kill him. You’d need to periodically dump a ton of acid down there to dissolve the bodies and make room.

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